Larry the Yes Man

Larry the Yes Man: A Life of Unwavering Enthusiasm

Early Life

Larry was born in 1975 to a family of mild-mannered accountants. However, his parents, being the free-spirited individuals they were, decided to raise him on a strict diet of affirmation and positive reinforcement.

Career Highlights

Larry's professional career began as a professional "Yes Man" in the corporate world, where he quickly rose through the ranks to become the company's most enthusiastic employee. He was known for his unwavering commitment to "yes, sir!" and his uncanny ability to nod enthusiastically in meetings.

Notable Achievements

Larry holds the record for most consecutive hours spent nodding in a meeting (23.5), and has been awarded the Golden Nod for Outstanding Contribution to Corporate Nodding.

Personal Life

Larry is married to his college sweetheart, Bertha, and has two children who are both trained to respond with "yes, sir!" at a moment's notice.